My School Song

Good Evening Ladies and Germs, 

Tonight's performance is brought to you courtesy of Cassandra Puddlemere. I am here to sing to you our wonderful school song. I will be perfoming it to the tune of one of my favorites: Waltzing Matilda. Please feel free to join me in the Chorus.

*clears throat* *Takes drink of water* *taps microphone*

Testing one, two, three. Testing. 

"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts.

Teach us something, Please.

Whether we be old and bald,  

Or young with scabby knees.

Our heads could do with filling

With some interesting stuff.

For now they're bare 

And full of air, 

Dead flies and

Bits of Fluff.

So teach us things worth knowing.

Bring back what we've forgot.

Just do your best,

We'll do the rest

And learn until our brains all rot."

"Thank you." *bows to the right*

"Thank you." *bows to the left*

" Thank you." *bows to the center*

"I'll be here till Thursday. Try the veal."

*waves and walks off the stage*